This Is Me Corey

Oh, hello there. My name is Corey. I act in things. I also am mildly addicted to hummus. The two are unrelated.

I've been a performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater in NYC for the past 3 years on the house sketch teams Slow Burn and Onassis, and in the jukebox musical, 2pac: The Musical!

Currently I'm getting my MFA in Acting at the University of Southern California.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

This should be watched by everyone at least once a year forever.

KMcG: POP QUIZ-99 PROBLEMS

this is great.  one day i’ll do one too.

kmcg:

POP QUIZ-

I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS AND A B*TCH AIN’T ONE. WHAT ARE MY PROBLEMS?

1. Need a job.

2. Rent.

3. Itchy scalp.

4. Loneliness.

5. Have too much laundry to do.

6. Boogers.

7. Farting at inappropriate times.

8. Noise, car.

9. Body hair.

10. Money-General.

11. The MTA.

…

This is my favorite sentence that I read on the internet today.

This is my favorite sentence that I read on the internet today.

Courtney is sad.  and also hilarious. sadplaywright: COURTNEY BROOKE LAURIA Astoria, Queens Sad Bio:Courtney Brooke Lauria  is currently in a writing coma.  Lying motionless for most of the day, Courtney stares at an open word document on an out of date Mac.  When she is not wasting away in front of a computer screen she can be seen pretending to write in her journal (really she just doodles pictures of hearts and daggers).  Her favorite past times include: printing up pages of dialogue just so she can rip them up, calling herself an idiot, writing a play while stoned and declaring it brilliant,  reading a play she had written the night before while stoned, and deeming it, not only unproduceable, illegible.  Courtney currently has no shows being produced anywhere in the world. Real Bio:Courtney Brooke Lauria currently resides in Astoria, NY. Some of her plays include Four Years Apart (Rattlestick Playwrights Theater, The Bridge Theater, New York Stage and Film/Vassar College) And The Baby Makes Three, Co-Op The Musical (Ensemble Studio Theatre), The True Life Story of Tom Ritchford (The Brick), Take Me Away (The Kraine Theater), and Someday You’ll Find It (The American Theater for Actors). She has participated in The Shstrng Prdctns One Minute Play Festival 3 years running (The Brick, The HERE Theatre). Her one-act play On The Surface was a finalist in the Samuel French Short Play Festival for 2007. Courtney is an alumni of Youngblood, Ensemble Studio Theatre’s collective for emerging playwrights under the age of thirty.

Courtney is sad.  and also hilarious.

sadplaywright:

COURTNEY BROOKE LAURIA
Astoria, Queens

Sad Bio:
Courtney Brooke Lauria  is currently in a writing coma.  Lying motionless for most of the day, Courtney stares at an open word document on an out of date Mac.  When she is not wasting away in front of a computer screen she can be seen pretending to write in her journal (really she just doodles pictures of hearts and daggers).  Her favorite past times include: printing up pages of dialogue just so she can rip them up, calling herself an idiot, writing a play while stoned and declaring it brilliant,  reading a play she had written the night before while stoned, and deeming it, not only unproduceable, illegible.  Courtney currently has no shows being produced anywhere in the world.
 
Real Bio:
Courtney Brooke Lauria currently resides in Astoria, NY. Some of her plays include Four Years Apart (Rattlestick Playwrights Theater, The Bridge Theater, New York Stage and Film/Vassar College) And The Baby Makes Three, Co-Op The Musical (Ensemble Studio Theatre), The True Life Story of Tom Ritchford (The Brick), Take Me Away (The Kraine Theater), and Someday You’ll Find It (The American Theater for Actors). She has participated in The Shstrng Prdctns One Minute Play Festival 3 years running (The Brick, The HERE Theatre). Her one-act play On The Surface was a finalist in the Samuel French Short Play Festival for 2007. Courtney is an alumni of Youngblood, Ensemble Studio Theatre’s collective for emerging playwrights under the age of thirty.

This made me LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.  I literally laughed out loud seven times. mikescollins: Tough break for the UMass Debate team.

This made me LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.  I literally laughed out loud seven times.

mikescollins:

Tough break for the UMass Debate team.

(Source: corinnnnn)

frankhejl:

magnolius:

The Roots “Make My” featuring Big K.R.I.T.

The first leak off The Roots’ undun album, in stores December 6th. K.R.I.T has been killing everything he’s been jumping on lately. This one is already on repeat.

For your Monday.

The subject of this email makes me never want to fly Southwest.

The subject of this email makes me never want to fly Southwest.

What a perfect wedding. A perfect couple. A perfect party with perfect friends!

What a perfect wedding. A perfect couple. A perfect party with perfect friends!