Oh, hello there. My name is Corey. I act in things. I also am mildly addicted to hummus. The two are unrelated.
I've been a performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater in NYC for the past 3 years on the house sketch teams Slow Burn and Onassis, and in the jukebox musical, 2pac: The Musical!
Currently I'm getting my MFA in Acting at the University of Southern California.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
After 7 years, I am going back to school. Today is the USC graduate school orientation, which is my first chance to really make a strong impression and find a husband (that’s the point of grad school, right?). Here’s a quick list of ways I can be memorable:
1. Start every conversation by asking where the undergraduate freshman dorms are.
2. Live tweet the entire day, but instead of typing it into twitter, speak it into a bull horn
3. Whisper to myself “i think i pooped my pants” as I slowly walk around in circles
4. Ask everyone wherever we go, “Is this the quad? Are we in the quad right now? This must be the quad!”
5. Introduce myself as “The Next Big Thang”
6. Respond to every question with, “Ugh I already learned that in undergrad”
7. Use the word ‘Circumlocution’ in every sentence
8. Bring tupperware to the BBQ and fill it up as I keep saying, “Gotta doggy bag this shit!”
9. Ask the dean and any faculty questions about transferring “to a better school”
10. Brag about the fact that I have an iPhone 4
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Office Comedian
Onassis won the Friar’s Club Sketch Competition this June! We won $5,000 to make a short film for the Friar’s Club Film Festival this October. Click the links along the left to check out some of the Videos and sketches we’ve done.
