Oh, hello there. My name is Corey. I act in things. I also am mildly addicted to hummus. The two are unrelated.

I've been a performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater in NYC for the past 3 years on the house sketch teams Slow Burn and Onassis, and in the jukebox musical, 2pac: The Musical!

Currently I'm getting my MFA in Acting at the University of Southern California.

Say hi!

 

KMcG: POP QUIZ-99 PROBLEMS

this is great.  one day i’ll do one too.

kmcg:

POP QUIZ-

I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS AND A B*TCH AIN’T ONE. WHAT ARE MY PROBLEMS?

1. Need a job.

2. Rent.

3. Itchy scalp.

4. Loneliness.

5. Have too much laundry to do.

6. Boogers.

7. Farting at inappropriate times.

8. Noise, car.

9. Body hair.

10. Money-General.

11. The MTA.

  1. coreyjohnson reblogged this from kmcg and added:
    day i’ll do one too.
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